Women are expensive? More like, the same old story:

Jasper wants her all slender and submissive - while she holds onto that terrific position at work. There's ten others who'd like to reign from that corner office - so, if she is going to keep that coveted seat, she'll have to act accordingly.  That means taking upon herself (besides 60 hours a week) masculine qualities - those which women, generally, don't wear so well.  Those same, more often than not, will just eventually wear her out - if not into plus sizes.

Jasper was going on, over the internet, that he and his (now ex-) wife hadn't slept together, for ten years - for she had become fat, from take-out, or meals delivered.  Doesn't fast food tend to hitch rides with 60 hour work weeks - hello?  Ten years.  Evidently, there was a point in time when she had begun losing interest.  Perhaps, after their first, or second child was born. Oh, let's assume, not long after their honeymoon  - let's give the red-pills some slack.  Yeah, women tend to get turned off by ... one-minute-wilber.

He then goes into the typical it's-not-fair whine, concerning the divorce settlement.  Uhm, dude?  Somehow, despite her work hours, AND taking care of the kids, scheduling the appointments, calling the accountant, the mechanic, the lawn guy...  It's not his personal leave balance that takes a hit, whenever the kid happens to sneeze at daykare (at $300 a week, per child). Those ever nipping details, aren't crowding his feet.  As the benefactor of his (former) wife-appliance's free labor - any wonder he was able to focus, and make the some 800k yearly salary.

Godda get to work.  Bye.