for DUIs? They're really expensive, by the way - can lose your job, too. Is it the cat ladies, so stupidly ditching their financial futures? Oh wait, they're at home, eating ice cream, while watching the liEtime channel (television for women). Last i checked, that's only a dumb-arse waste of time, but you don't get court costs and jail, for watching that rubbish.
Who's popping the opioids? Hey, i thought more women were hooked on those, because ya know, how wimpy we women are, when it comes to getting over surgery. Nope, i was wrong - again. During an all-hands meeting at work, the speaker came right out and said "men" are having issues getting off the stuff, and getting back to work.
Speaking of workday mornings, is it the cat ladies coming in late to work, hoping the boss doesn't notice the bloodshot eyes, and the lingering smell of booze? By the way, you can shower with comet cleanser, but alcohol gets into the skin, and smells as the overtaxed body rids itself of that toxin.
It is said, that one out of four women are taking psycho meds. What's the percentage of men, who are addicted to booze and drugs. And what's the percentage of men who waste precious hours and hours weekly, seeking a dopamine high, through certain skanky websites? By the way, didn't know, until a short time ago, that sort of passive/aggressive activity, basically retards the part of the brain, which enables a person to get to work on time, to first pay the roofing bill, instead of just popping off to aruba. Ya know, being a responsible ADULT.
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