But kids need social interaction, else they'll turn into smug covertly-vIciou$ boomers, before they hit 40.

Kids like doing things, like playing volley ball.  The game gets going, and the last thing on kids' minds, is coating the ball with hand-sanitizer every three minutes.  Kids get close to one another; classmates show other classmates, pictures on their phones.  Kids sit with their friends and whisper secrets, high-five one another ... that's what kids do.

Non-sexual touch is very important, very healthy for young people.  Seems like too many boomers (who - supposedly - had school-friends) either don't understand or (are too flaming self-centered to) care about young people's social needs.

We boomers are old, we had our years.  How dare us even dream of taking that away from our grandchildren - uhm, haven't we robbed them enough as it is?