Oh who are we...? The duchess of freaking windsor? Once again, a hyphenated name,

created extra hassles for that peasant-dude (being sarcastic) downstairs.  So, had to go in and extend the data-space ... only to find out, it wasn't enough - uhm, there's data below it.  So, will basically have to redesign that portion of the sheet.  Extra hassles, for us peasants...yep.  Funny, not really, how it's usually women who insist on the long-names for themselves.  Read somewhere, recently, these wanna-be-royal names are sometimes used to hide a certain sort of circumstance.  

So, Ms.Smithloop-Lockensteed, why not shorten - atleast your email addy - to smi-locken?  But then again, that would be too much like wanting to make things less of a hassle for the help ;/

And yes, i understand, there are cultural reasons...but that's so another post - perhaps one, best kept between the pages of my paper blog :)