Everybody's shook up. Why? Because...what, two people are down with cono-vir in Montco County. Oh pul-leze!

Frankly, sounds like the makings of a set-up.  Cono affects a certain peer group.  Wouldn't surprise me if cono is a basic recipe, that's been simmering a bit - and down the road, an eye-of-newt, and a few drops of bat-poop will be added to the mix.  It 'el be set to simmer a few years more, and then set out to do its job - reduce the numbers of a certain group of people. 

Ya know, the group of people whose parents, now gone, are buried (not crispy-crittered) in the same plot.  Ya know, people whose parents actually stayed married to each other until death (not dIvorce) split 'em up. 

Could be all about evolution, babah!  Oh, we're told time and time again, we evolved from monkeys.  Our motives are from the jungle, and we're told that animal instincts are acceptable (that it's okay to swing from vines, and generally be skanks).  Well guess what, the evolutioni$tz aren't preaching about!  Monkeys have a life-span of not more than 30 or 40 years.  That's  what!