well okay, "early" is stretching things a bit - and creating a new blog is hassle city.
Wednesday, June 22, 2022
That can't be right, something's missing. Hillary reran the figures.
Monday, June 20, 2022
Hillary glanced out the breakfast nook window. A few leaves drifted by, as a few more laying on the ground, stirred. Their neighbors,
Hillary leaned back in her exec chair and stared at the now empty wall space, where her award plaques had hung. These were in the cardboard box,
Saturday, June 18, 2022
Somebody oughta make him go away! Cadly's mutterings included the usual GDs and JCs
Wednesday, June 15, 2022
"We're a nation under judgment." The woman's statement came off so pat. Irene distanced herself
Sunday, June 12, 2022
The saturday prior to labor day weekend, Irene wheeled her grocery cart to where the hot dogs were available.
Saturday, June 11, 2022
Ugh! June grimmaced, what's he mad about this time? She parked the tray of coffee
things on the kitchen counter - with alittle too much force, rattling the cups in their respective saucers. The yelling was coming from, none other than, the flatscreen. The russian premier was back home...hopefully, for good, June pursed her lips. Somewhere, not too far from washington, a human trafficking ring had been discovered. Okay, she asked herself, how is the us justice system's dealing with the criminals, any of moscow's business? Hhhmmph, the knob-nosed self-righteous old b*tard... Like there were no crooks under his watch? Really...!
As if things couldn't get any worse.
Trade agreements between the two nations would probably come to a screeching halt. No probably about that. Boy, he was mad, and his crew didn't look happy either. Mental pictures of want-ads being taken off-line, of buildings...of americans - and russians - suddenly finding themselves out of work, repos of newly acquired vehicles, evictions on the horizon...
A reporter, standing outside Liberty Hospital, somewhere in Pennsylvania, was interviewing a newly released patient, a young russian immigrant, who had responded to an ad for computer programmers. Nope, the ad was misleading. Very misleading. The young man had ended up "working" in some sleazy...as a... ugh!
Things were becoming very worse. A related story flashed onscreen. This one, showed footage of three young women, one with a blanket wrapped around her, being liberated from another sleazy place. The girls - another who appeared to be, maybe 18 - had also responded to a very misleading want ad.
The premier's "Treat her right, or I'll kill you!" remark, was no longer funny.
The screen then showed a map of eurasia. Russia's states and territories extended beyond her 1950s days. The nation was officially capitalist; its central government encouraged its young citizens to acquire marketable skills, buy homes, be financially solvent, get married, have babies. But communism wasn't letting go - not without a fight; its tactics, over the decades, having changed from that of mere economics to...
Our overly tasked housewife hadn't time to reflect upon the things she'd just heard the political economist say. The screen switched to someone else.
Ah, news, designed, specifically, to confuse. Hmmph!
Somewhere, in Colorado, outside some high-end looking office park, some suit, was speaking to a female reporter. His tone toward her was courteous enough, but condenscending - is the psych exam hard? June couldn't help but to be noticing more of such. Then another interview, outside a hardware center. A barrel-chested man, with a flat-top hair-cut, had just parked a few sacks of portland in the back of his pickup - like they were dollar store camp chairs. "No s*it, they're hollerin!" Hhmm, June wondered, was "They," knob-nose and crew, or was "They," this particular man - and his flunkies, studying to pass terrorist-cell 101? She didn't know what "incel" stood for, but it brought to mind, wirey 20-somethings, running around in camo khakis, totting ak47s, collecting copper tubing, paraffin, powder - while jamming to siege-metal.
Friday, June 10, 2022
Meanwhile, back at the Waterfeld's three story house, Molly, having returned from visiting a girlfriend, greeted her Grandma.
Ms.Botox gave the girl a cold kiss on the cheek, but other than that, the teen might as well have not even been there. The four adults and the two teens (well, for Robert, come winter, would be his 13th) were currently seated around the dining room table, enjoying the lovely dinner June had prepared. Of course, Dora didn't lift a finger. Oh wait, the old witchiepoo did raise an index talon, two or three times, requesting a refill of either iced tea, coffee, or whatever beverage.
Ward senior shook his head at his wife's solipsism; her habitual dismissal of other people was getting old. He had not forgotten a certain scene, which had gone down, just a few days previous. He'd arrived home early from work. Same old, same old, he came through their large foyer, stepped into his office, then headed down the corridor to the kitchen - for he hadn't had any breakfast nor lunch. Though the couple would be having dinner at the country club, Ward senior needed something to tie him over. Carlotta, a young woman, who was working summers to help pay for college, was polishing the refrigerator. Just when he was about to ask her if she'd throw together a quick sandwich, he noticed the red mark upon the girl's left jaw. His appetite had gone right out the window; he departed from the kitchen area, and went looking throughout the 9k square foot residence for his wife.
Having found her, in her office suite, just a little down the other hallway, he entered, and announced that they needed to talk. She, barely looking away from her screen, spoke dismissively, that she had some paperwork, in relation to a recent video conference. The two had then exchanged some terse words. "Dora, I have a good mind to turn..." She arose from her exec chair, and countered, eyeball to eyeball, "Ward Waterfeld, you wouldn't dare."
"Oh, wouldn't I?" Pokerfaced, he had left her domain.
While the adults were talking politics, Molly arose, reached into the frig for a soda, but changed her mind. If she was, later on, going to eat a gob...she then noticed the plate, peeking from beneath a tea-towel, upon the drying rack. Darn. Oh well, wasn't the first time she'd take the trouble to make something, only to not even get to enjoy so much as a crumb. She, instead, wanting to remain close - her mother would shortly be needing help with the dishes - headed upstairs to text Tami, another one of her girlfriends.
"He'll get things done!" Ward senior rubbed his full belly, which, over the years, had begun to blanket over his slender frame. While the two men didn't always agree on things, Ward junior was with his father, on whom to vote as the nation's next president. The russian premier was a force, and unfortunately Donalds... "Good night!" the old man added, "Donalds looked like a student about to be whipped by his head master." The old man laughed, poking his son in his, still mostly flat, waistline; he had also attended boarding school. Junior didn't find his father's latest remark, or the poke, all that amusing - while the man had, for the most part, enjoyed his school years, there were times.... Some people are just ... evil.
June silently fumed. Though both Wards were right - especially concerning the Six-factions...oh what were their acronyms...this week? Anyway, their needing to be taken to task in a "Premier" ... well, it stopped their even snarling weirdo nonsense, over there. Still, June didn't like Senator Rowan; not one bit - no way, no how! She was going to vote for Donalds - and that's all there was to it!
Father and son both arose from the table, taking their coffee into the den. June arose and began clearing the table, who was then joined by her daughter's assistance. Dora had stepped into the livingroom. From her large purse, she pulled out one of those corporate intrigue novels. Pictured on the front cover, was some suit. In the corner, part of some gal's ankle and stiletto heels. Yeah, yeah, tease sells.
June had seen it while grocery shopping; and had picked it up from the display, because a friend had told her about some of the characters. She was going to buy it, until she read the middle paragraph. In short, the volume was, eh, a bit racey - and neither Mr. nor Mrs. Ward Waterfeld, Jr. cared to read those sorts of books - much less, expose that kind of stuff to their children. Which, needless to say, wasn't always easy to find modern literature, which wasn't ... well, too defiling.
The day had been an especially long one, but such wasn't too unusual
for Mrs. Rowan. Finally, she would be able to eat something. The day had started out with a charity function - to which the Rowan's had arrived in the nick of time. Traffic issues. So, stopping for breakfast, had been tabled. Next on tap, had been a campaign function, with a reception following. But before she'd the opportunity to give her robust teutonic frame alittle something from the table - atleast one or two of the little sandwiches - the news people were on her like saran wrap.
A family-focus piece. The Rowan's forth son had been awarded, by the same prestegous university her brother, a prince of ... a minor European nation. Martha just stood there, being pelted with questions, as her Husband proudly grinned - as if he was the center of attention. Through it all, she was only able to steal a quick glance at one of the heaping plates.
Just one little sandwich, that's all, just one!
The interview, finally over, her husband's fleshy paw, nudged - no, more like pushed - her from the hall, to their next stop, where another meeting was to take place. And there, another reception table, had beckoned. But that meeting, being of a lesser priority, the couple wasn't staying to enjoy any of the refreshments.
With buffet plate in one hand, Martha reached for one of the hot-plate spoons. Small red potatoes a sauce of onion and various herbs. Another hot-plate contained a lovely mix of snow-peas and almonds, which had been baked in a sauce containing...well, Martha wasn't sure, but it looked appetizing. Her husband's focus was upon the beef being cut at the entree line's end. He "nudged" his wife to move it along. The Senator's plate was already filled with chicken, sausage, a big scoop of mashed potatoes, peas, two rolls, and something else.
Oh my, Martha smiled upon seeing a plate of little turnovers containing shrimp and some sort of cheese. She placed two of these alongside the mix of broccoli and mushroom. Oh my goodness, there sat a tray of ... she reached for one. As she reached for the second small morsel, her husband's lips whispered in her ear - something related to a nearby plate of wrapped sausages - while his paw, innapropriately, brushed up against her.
Martha bit her lip. A nearby snicker meant the comment had been overheard. Jerk! Sometimes, just once, she'd like to just turn around and smack him a good one - and one for dufus too. But Earl Rowan was the sort to smack back - harder. So, that wasn't going to happen again, anytime soon.
At the beautifully set table, Earl dug into his heaping plate. As the plate servings shrank, being relocated into stomachs, the conversations grew. Earl was in his glory, boasting - sometumes, with his mouth half full... ugh - the accomplishments of "My" sons; as if, he made it all happen on his own. As for the couple's two daughters...well, Dear Reader, we know that drill: their sole purpose in life, being to marry and crank out grandbabies. Like the three, two from one son, and the youngest from another, wasn't enough, for now?
Earl's cell buzzed, he retrieved it from his suit-coat pocket. The senator arose, "Gentlemen - and ladies - please excuse me for a moment." Earl didn't read the text as he made his way from the room. He simply deleted it. The nerve, that "that" would even think...give a girl a few roses, and the little tramp gets ideas. He took an available seat in the convention center's lobby, where he sent a brief text to Abigail - his HR point of contact; the effective date being Tuesday morning, the day after the labor day holiday.
Thursday, June 9, 2022
The Waterfeld's two houseguests had arrived: Ward Senior and ... ugh, witchiepoo, her mother-in-law.
At the little bistro, on the corner, in town, Ward and June, were still getting reacquainted. Okay, so that dad-n-son gig had only been four days,
The afternoon that mother and daughter had left the cutting table, making their way to the register,
Wednesday, June 8, 2022
Sheesh, it wasn't like Mom had anything to do with it. Molly watched the news footage, while mopping a corner of the livingroom.
Molly glowered at the two middleaged women, snickering a few tables over.
Tuesday, June 7, 2022
The old man backed into a space, located not far from the sign-tower. The van door creaked a bit as he opened it. He made
a mental note to spray it down...the WD was...somewhere in the back. That was another thing on his list; with the challenges of old age, he didn't need clutter to muck up his mobility, any more than getting around already was. He ambled over toward a vendor's tent, which had been erected, in the middle of the parking lot - just a bit aways from the bank and the neighboring auto parts franchise.
A few minutes later, a little sky-blue toyota, slowly slid into a row of nearby spaces. A young girl was behind the wheel; in the passenger seat sat a middle-aged woman.
While the old man's vision wasn't the greatest, doggoneit, that woman was a beauty. Here and there around town, he'd see Mrs.Waterfeld either buying groceries, going into the bank, and such. Always, her obviously long hair gathered up, and her buxom figure beautifully draped in dresses and skirts.
He made his way to the tent. Hmmph, the fireworks were more like glorified sparklers - and not quite that glorified. Dernit, he muttered to himself, something about guys cain't be havin no fun.
Molly pulled the key from the ignition, as her mother extended her hand to receive the chain, her eyes spotted the old van. Her beautifully manicured hand began to shake. "Ca-can we pa-park someplaceelse?"
"Sure Mom." Molly caressed her mother's hand. Molly looked around in all directions. Oh brother, the lot was about jammed, vehicles - oblivious to something called, uhm, traffic lane markers (hello?) - people driving or walking about every which way they chose. If it weren't for the green grass and flowered bushes, you'd think it was about ten days before Christmas. But just as well to park down the strip; her mother said something about needing to buy a few more ink cartridges - PlanetFabric didn't sell those.
Oh, wwow, that smelled good. Banana walnut bread. From the kitchen Ward heard the sound of glass meeting cooling racks. Gurgles from the coffee pot
made the kitchen melody, a duo. No wait, the rattle of plates, cutlery and cups, a chorus. Joining in, was the soft click of high heels. June removed her apron, hung it on the refrig door handle, picked up a tray and entered Ward's office. She set down the tray and stirred some creamer into his coffee. With tray in hand, as she turned to leave, he asked her if she had a few moments. She took a seat upon a leather padded chair across from the his executive. She then arose to get her cup, which was sitting on the kitchen counter.
He took a key and unlocked a drawer and pulled out his daughter's spiral bound notebook. "Have you read any of this."
His wife's jaw dropped a bit. "No. Of course not."
"NO?"
June took another sip from her cup and placed it back on its saucer. She then met his gaze. "Dear, that would be prying."
"Molly is sixteen" Ward responded "You're supposed to pry!" He handed her the notebook.
She opened the volume, turned a few pages. "What beautiful penmanship!" June lovingly turned a few more pages.
Somebody just shoot me, Ward rolled his eyes. Sometimes the lady's ditsyness just amazed him.
Near the middle, was inserted a business card - Decker and Dee's, a little coffeeshop across the street from the law office. June turned to the marked page. "Like the Nation of Gilead, the United States of Socialist Republic was also a theocracy. While the former professed to worship the Holy Trinity, the later made Lennin their god. Whenever the State dictates who, and who not, is God, it's always a salvation-by-works religion. Always."
The following several pages contained about a dozen quotes from the framers of the United States Constitution - many whom June was clueless. During her US history class, sometimes just staying awake was enough ... between milking cows at 5am, stacking firewood, lugging feed bags, shooting coyotes...
"Ward, our Molly is so smart." June beemed.
Not wanting his response to be taken the wrong way, Ward paused, before blurting his, "too smart!" But moreso, neither did he want to create more worry than needed. But, at the same time, to just go on, as if it was still the 2010s - when high schoolers could raise their hands and ask questions, and respectfully voice disagreement...Those days were gone.
Along with several individuals.
They never did find the sister of one of his colleagues. Shortly after that youngish widow had self-published "The Smith's." He'd gone through a ream of paper, and about three cartridges; the volume, in a binder, was safely hidden upon a shelf, in the long cabinet, located to his right. Needless to say, her novel - which she had made freely available...and never mind, she could have used the money...anyway, her site, unsurprisingly, was no longer available.
What was wrong with people? The heels of June sandals clicked as she paced the kitchen floor.
Monday, June 6, 2022
A van, with a broken wiper on the passanger side, was parked near the sign tower - which identified both a
a big-box and a liquor barn. Outside of which, were posted several want ads. The driver and his four or five passengers were down on their luck. The passenger-side wiper-blade had split right after the last blizzard - which came down late February.
A bumblebee landed upon the torn rubber, and then flew off. Perhaps the little creature wanted to distance itself from the foulness going on inside. The little bug found a better hangout - a picnic table, upon which a soda can and a half eaten portion of catsupy fries laying in a bed of various other food containers. It buzzed around the soda can, but found a beverage more to its liking - none other than a partially consumed tumbler of Grandma Evan's Sweet Tea. The beverage was expensive - $6.99 for a 12-ounce serving - and probably had been purchased from the StellaDeer kiosk, located just inside the big-box; was one of the few containing, atleast some, real sugar. The bumblebee, after partaking the banquet, landed upon a dandelion, one which grew not far from the parked three-seater.
"Gimmee a hit a that," a passenger - sitting in the middle seat, between two other, larger passengers - grabbed for the little brown bottle, which was being passed over him/her. The mook, sitting to his/her right belched into his/her face a "say please." He and the other guy then laughed. Left mook then pointed to the back, where seat #3 had been taken out and replaced with a grimy piece of frayed, threadbare carpet.
Meanwhile, the couple up front were shot gunning each other, while passing a bottle of cheap bourbon. The girl cranked up the cd player, to drown out the noise coming from the back. Teather's new cd was crushing. She began jerking and making noises of her own. Her boyfriend's motions were not in kind. His heel pinched her finger as he began climbing over the seat.
"What th...?"
"Shut it ...!" The third scornful word isn't fit for this post, neither is his description of a certain natural process, which our Lord of Lords has ordained for women.
Outside, the little bee had, evidently, more than enough. It flew off - not caring to stick around for act two, where the almost empty little bottle is thrown to the back of the van. Needful to say, there was barely a sip left, for the individual who had put up with ... all that.
The four hours nearly up, the driver turned on the engine, in pursuit of another spot - and one more profitable. After all, they lolligagged long enough, and needed to score.
"Aawww," the girl sneered, "wudjalookit who just pulled up." She took a swig of bourbon, and handed it back to her boyfriend, who about finished it off. Meanwhile, inside her bag, laying at the bottom, was a small bottle of the "good" stuff, but that was to pre-party, before the party later on. And she wasn't sharing with any of those people either. The girl glowered. A beam of sunlight caught "Mmrss-sez Cleevrrr"s engagement ring. The mid-thirtyish woman's long nails were painted a bright pink. The girl continued glowering, polish probably cost a bundle. She muttered something about rich people.
"Rock-n-roll!" She ordered her boyfriend, the driver of her van. He pulled forward, barely missing a truck, into the space, already occupied by June's little green datsun. Her plastic hood was too little for the van's super-duper metal grille. Her headlights popped like bubble-gum, the hood crinkled like an off-brand soda can. "BOOF!" The hood folded more, steam and liquid poured from the radiator, oil oozed from a crack in the engine block.
"MOLLY, NO!" June screamed, but too late. Molly was already out of the car, with baseball bat in hand. From within the van, eyes became saucers, jaws dropped. The van backed up, crashing into two vehicles parked in the next row, and denting a third. The creeps hightailed out of there, barely missing two teens - one staring into his phone, the other fixated on a top-heavy, boyishly slender clownhead.